Yum-ions

So we were at Cataldo's last night, and Ed is holding Archer on his lap.  Ed serves himself some salad (their salad is BOMB) while he chats with some friends.  Archer decides to help himself to some salad while Dad's not looking, but the only thing his fingers snag on is the rings of red onion.  No problem--he starts chewing on one and decides that they are in fact YUMions.  He smelled like onions all night long.